sexanax:

sexanax:

dont catch feelings you’ll die

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

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stream:

Captain Marvel (2018)

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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mcmantles:

Who gave you the most pushback on [thank u, next]?

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coolcatgroup:
“ lord-kitschener:
“ emilhamil:
“Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.
”
This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you
”
She has the ballie
”

coolcatgroup:

lord-kitschener:

emilhamil:

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

She has the ballie

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thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

image
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icecreamsandwichcomics:

aimless efforts

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jodiemariecomer:

Next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. I didn’t even pack a bag. I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop.

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holyfuckabear:

brainstatic:

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

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jodiescomer:

#iconic

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